All 15 movie Reviews

The Future Of Pong The Future Of Pong

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


That actually portrayed nothing. You wasted my RAM.

Pico's mission Pico's mission

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Fuck This Shit

Right, you say that a flash by Thumbforyourfinger was bad, look at the crap you've done. It's not bloody MS Paint, you can do decent stuff with flash.

The drawing was terrible, the plot was terribly executed, just all round bad.

As you say: You die alone in your bed

P.S. Roosen. I don't love you.

Lightsaber fun Lightsaber fun

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars


Why does everyone forget that lightsabers are pure light? They are so hot they would not leave blood. Did you see any blood in the Star War movies? No? That's because they didn't run out of red paint. It's simple logic. Something that hot would instantly fuse the veins, arteries and capilaries back up. After seeing Killbunny 3 i thought this aswell but i just really had to get this rant out.
Oh yeah, the mouth didn't ever change that kinda annoyed me.

ShadyTim responds:

well, it was early in the morning and i never intended to upload it, but the editable file was lost so i uploaded this incase something happened to it, AND WATCH EPISODE 4 the dude's arm that obi-wan cut off had a lot of friggin blood, so sorry had to say that

[cc] Hell 4 a Hustler [cc] Hell 4 a Hustler

Rated 0 / 5 stars

Man I hate you guys ^_^

There are so many things wrng with what you're doing, for one, K0RKZ made many anti-KK movies, he's just a big hypocrit because now he's in the exact same type of "krew" or "cult", one that submits flashes where it's just a crap intro followed by shit that is usually shorter than the intro itself if it wasn't for looping.

One of the people in this was wearing Famous Stars and Stripes. So now not only do you have "wiggas" and fucktards in your group you have emos. Yes that's right it's not fucking gangsta gear its emo.

Now onto hickxxx or whatever his stupid name is, why is your guy showing metal horns? Is everyone in your group fucktarded? Is it a requirement?

I'm tired of people spamming the portal, any that pass take away spaces, memory and bandwidth. Personally I agree with the guy before me, Tom should take a day to look at all the "clans","krews","cults",etc. flashes and delete all the spasms they created.
You got me all annoyed now, shame on you!

Treekeepers Treekeepers

Rated 5 / 5 stars

I saw it! (See what I did there?)

Well I finally saw Treekeepers, like you recommended. I think I should have gotten front page really... Nahh only joking mate, this was a really good flash, congrats on the awards, you deserve em =)
I can see the idea of two cultures coming together, and conflicting, it was a great movie all in all, well done.
(If you hadn't guessed I'm not good with words lol)

MorrowDays responds:

thanks for checking it out! they're pretty similar, dont you think? in terms of style that is

thanks for the review!

Chapter 13 Chapter 13

Rated 5 / 5 stars


Brilliant video, well done, very surreal. I don't know if it was meant to be funny but it made me laugh, keep doing this stuff it's all gewd.

allemansing responds:

Thanks a lot!
But, what made you laugh at such an emo feel-sorry-for-me vid? Was it the lipsyncing again? Or perhaps youre just sadistic? :O

Happy V-Day NewGrounds Happy V-Day NewGrounds

Rated 4 / 5 stars

It's good but...

Never, ever, call St. Valentine's Day "V-Day".
V-Day is the celebration of winning WWII, which is oh so romantic **sarcasm**.
That error lost you a few marks, but otherwise it was good, short but good.

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A Tom Fulp Flash A Tom Fulp Flash

Rated 0.5 / 5 stars


I don't really have a right to talk about this as i hate clock flashes, any flash that tries to gain credit using newgrounds references/kissing toms ass and any flash that uses the speech tool as a voice.

Tis a nice idea thanking tom for his work, but it doesnt REALLY have a point to why its out, so its just a lil too much ass kissing for me.

TrekClock responds:

I decided to point out why as some people might not of know why we 'ass kiss', for a lack of a better word,
Thank you for your review

That's My Fulp: Influence That's My Fulp: Influence

Rated 0 / 5 stars


Why is everyone trying to suck toms ass?
Just because it has a newgrounds reference doesn't make it fantastic... It narrows the story COMPLETELY.
Plus the story of this was shit. Wow Toms ubove the influence, so am i, do i get ppl making flashes about all the times i didnt smoke weed, or fuck a faggot. No.
Make a better flash next time.

X-mas NG logo lightshow X-mas NG logo lightshow

Rated 5 / 5 stars

My God

You've sturck gold my friend,
Who would have thought something so simple would be completely captivating? You had my attention throughout, and that's an accomplishment.
Just an all round brilliant swf file.

DrClay responds:

to be honest my friend.
alot of simple things are captivating.
well some of them are.
Thanks for the review man
good luck with your stuff
Happy Holidays